- My hair, fingernails, and toenails grow freakishly fast.
- I take the longest, strangest routes to my destination unintentionally.
- I have a theory that smaller tastes better--Examples include: cupcakes taste better than regular cake and tiny M&Ms taste better than larger ones.
- I disdain the telephone. It's almost painful to use it.
- I have monkey-like feet and can pick up many objects with them.
- I would eat Hot Wings for every meal if I could.
- I like to drink pickle brine.
- I've eaten a Pounce cat treat.
- I like to climb things.
- I have freakishly strong legs, but little stick-man arms.
- I have one really long hair that grows out of my left, otherwise hairless, shoulder.
- I can touch my nose with my tongue.
- I can look at my watch or a calendar, on my birthday, to see what date it is, then promptly forget what I just discovered.
- I have curbstomped a vacuum cleaner into oblivion.
- I could ingest the world's most toxic substances and feel no ill effects, but one trip to Long John Silvers sends my stomach into fits of agony.
- I can move my nostrils at will.
- My right pinky toe can move independently of all other toes.
Just thought I'd throw that out there. I believe there are plenty more but I might crash the server.
I've got a pantheon of animals and a pagan soul