Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Boogety Blargh!

I just wanted to take this small nook in the dark, dusty recesses of a far corner of the Internet to wish everyone a safe and happy Christmas. If you don't celebrate Christmas, then please have a safe and happy Friday. Take the time to tell your loved ones that you love them, and give them a hug. I would strongly advise against sending e-cards...those things suck. Please, there are much better ways to show the spirit of the season than a crappy e-card that takes 10 minutes to load and 30 seconds to view.

For instance, you could light a bag of poop on fire and set it on someone's doorstep. That is far less irritating than an e-card.

Also, you could simply kick the person in the head. It may be a little more painful, but it uses no bandwidth and it gets the point across loud and clear.

I'm not saying that those are good things to do, but they would certainly be more appreciated than an e-card.

In any case, take the time to be with family and enjoy their company!

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